You can't make this stuff up: Global warming may cause aliens to destroy earth

The global warming alarmists are becoming more and more desperate. Their latest claim: "Universalist Aliens" may preemptively destroy the earth if they view our over-use of greenhouse gases as a threat to other civilizations.

In a scenario best-saved for a science-fiction novel, two scientists from Penn State and another scientist from NASA have sounded another bell in global warming alarmism – Aliens. Yes, aliens. According to a report published by the three scientists, so-called “Universalist Aliens” may view our over-use of greenhouse gases as a way that would unintentionally destroy other civilizations, so we must be preemptively destroyed. Make sense doesn’t it? 

The report goes on to state:

It would be particularly important for us to limit our emissions of greenhouse gases, since atmospheric composition can be observed from other planets. We acknowledge that the pursuit of emissions reductions and other ecological projects may have much stronger justifications than those that derive from ETI [extraterrestrial intelligence] encounter, but that does not render ETI encounter scenarios insignificant or irrelevant.

So, based on what we think we might know about aliens, and what we think they might do to us if they ever encounter us, we should radically alter our lifestyle and change our laws. What these and other global warming scientists don’t understand is that making these kinds of changes will result in significant job losses and be catastrophic for the economy. And if they do understand it, they fail to recognize the negligible environmental benefits that come with U.S. carbon-cutting schemes.

It really makes you long for the good ol' days when those little green men simply wanted to blow up the earth because it obstructed their view of Venus.